I'm Not a Lesbian...but...

Oh, yeah, no, no, no, totally.

You know, it's-- you know, but I'm not.

Well, I mean, even if you were, like,

the Supreme Court just passed all the equal marriage stuff,

and I think that's so great.

No, it's totally great.

Yeah, no.

It's awesome, like, for anyone who's into that.

Yeah, you know, you know, but I'm not.

Of course not, yeah.

Anyway, so, is there any guys you've banged recently?

I mean, it's been a while, the last guy I hooked up with.

Oh, yeah?

Any guys that you've hooked up with?

Well, I did hook up with someone a few days ago.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Like, they licked my pussy, and I got to cum, and--

That sounds so hot.

You know what the hottest part was, though?

What?

It was their first time.

And I got to teach them everything.

Have you ever sat on someone's face

knowing that you're the only one that's ever done that to them?

No.

Oh, it's definitely something everyone should do at least once.

I need to go to the bathroom.

Oh, yeah, totally.

Ugh, Kenny, you're so stupid. Look what you did. You ruined it. Now she's gonna put her

clothes on and she's gonna go home. You can't just do that to everybody.

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