Best of #1143

I can't believe he pulled that shit. I mean, I tell him the whole story. I pour my guts out.

I tell him the whole story. From that lousy casting agent, to my first lesbian experience, which wasn't even a lesbian at all.

To my life picking up men in bars, to my stupid romance with George, and he still does it.

Who? Oh, Henri Pichard, he's just the director.

You're a real pro, Vanessa. I mean, a real pro.