Jerk to Our Loser Signs, You Miserable Worm!

Listen up, you worthless loser! It’s Goddess Goldy and Goddess Layla, lounging, smoking, and laughing our divine asses off at your pathetic existence. We’re flashing our legendary loser signs, and you’re gonna stroke to them because that’s all a pitiful speck like you deserves. Our L’s? Way fucking bigger than that sad little dicklet you’re hiding—lmao! We’re just vibing in our goddess glory, dragging you through the dirt where you belong. Loser, loser, LOSER—kneel and weep, ‘cause we’re divine, and you’re absolute trash!